Burgers For Devon

Innocent Victim of the Evil Burger Bitch.

Last night I was refused service by an evil female Burger King employee. She took my fifty dollars when I handed it to her, but came back seconds later and gave me back my money (not all of it only forty five) because apparently I was calling her names and therefore was not going to get any burgers. She wouldn't listen when I apologized. I even told her that we weren't trying to upset her, but instead of just spitting in our burgers like a normal fast food employee who has been "mistreated" she shut the window and told me she was calling the cops when I asked her for correct change.

Now I won't deny that sometimes, when I'm being a drunken asshole I deserve this kind of treatment, but this time I was not being a drunken asshole. I was a saintly. In fact, I'm not even entirely sure what she misconstrued as an insult, maybe the boisterous passengers who were yelling at each other in a drunken (but not mean spirited) manner, perhaps, but I don't know.

Anyways, although I was tempted to sit in the drive thru until justice (and burgers) were served to me in my righteous paper bag, I decided that getting a DUI because I wanted Burger King just didn't seem like something I could explain to my parents when they bailed me out of jail so I drove back to the party empty handed and extremely angry.

By the time I was in the house, I felt so cheated and wronged that I raged around, chain smoking and ranting at anyone who would listen about how shitty and inherently evil Burger King is in comparison to Mcdonalds. By the time I had finished talking about it you would have thought that I'd been raped and rendered quadralpelegic by this woman. I guess you could say I overreacted, but at the time I wouldn't have agreed with you.

Merry Christmas, Have Some Goth Shit!

I was a little bored today. I had some extra time because my family opened gifts yesterday, so I decided to surf the web for some funny Christmas images. After spending about five minutes looking through different variations of baby Jesus, Christmas Winnie the Pooh, Santa, and other incredibly unfunny things, I somehow got side tracked. Perhaps it was boredom, or maybe Santa and Satan are just too close in spelling, but either way, I stopped searching for Christmas images and started looking at things to do with gothic culture. Here are a few things I found.

I'm not sure what this means, but I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Gustav Klimt kicks ass!

Here's a link to some sort of goth girl who has a picture of what appears to be her heavily made up boyfriend with a piece of paper that says "Cut out the eyes and fuck the sockets." She's seventeen: http://vampirefreaks.com/u/Plastic-Extacy

Here's a link to a video that I found pretty hilarious. It's sort of goth/emo/poorly done something or other that makes my spelling look like it's straight from a dictionary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JOHIxfoHI8

Apparently, this guy is famous: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW8pXUPN-cM

I didn't know Numa Numa was such a popular song for goth kids to lip sync: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWPWBq-8C5M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHB3akxDuVU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTz5AuRU9as

She's a kitty: http://www.comingupforair.net/images/van/heavy%20goth.jpg

The face of Satan? http://www.foogle.biz/devil/tower1.jpg

Satan was what? http://garyploski.com/wp-content/uploads/satan-was-a-lesbian-.jpg

Merry Christmas everyone.

Floor Cream

This is the wonderful and crazy Mel Stark who used to wake me up in the morning when I was tired and undoubtedly hungover to do crazy things like move furniture, chop and move lumber, make window clingers, or check out her newest garage sale find. She recently sent me the picture below and I think it's fucking hilarious.

I think this is more or less self explanatory. I eat things off the floor. Just to set the story straight, Mel looks innnocent in this photo with her nice little spatula cleaning up the mess, but she ate some too. I wasn't the only dirty floor cream eater!

Thanks for the picture Mel.

Drawings.

This is a drawing I'm doing for Devon. I think I'm probably going to keep it black and white, but use black pen or marker to color in the lines in
certain areas. For some reason it looks a little squished, and I think it's because I took her picture at a weird angle. I didn't scan any of these, but instead took pictures of them with my camera.
I like this, but it was a very tedious thing to draw. I don't even know what to do with it now.
This is going to be a full page forest with faces in rock formations and vines. I have such a hard time finishing anything though so it will be slow going on something this detailed.

Here's a drawing I've been working on every once in a while for a week or two. Since this picture was taken I have filled in the background quite a bit.