Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas, Have Some Goth Shit!

I was a little bored today. I had some extra time because my family opened gifts yesterday, so I decided to surf the web for some funny Christmas images. After spending about five minutes looking through different variations of baby Jesus, Christmas Winnie the Pooh, Santa, and other incredibly unfunny things, I somehow got side tracked. Perhaps it was boredom, or maybe Santa and Satan are just too close in spelling, but either way, I stopped searching for Christmas images and started looking at things to do with gothic culture. Here are a few things I found.

I'm not sure what this means, but I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Gustav Klimt kicks ass!



Here's a link to some sort of goth girl who has a picture of what appears to be her heavily made up boyfriend with a piece of paper that says "Cut out the eyes and fuck the sockets." She's seventeen: http://vampirefreaks.com/u/Plastic-Extacy


Here's a link to a video that I found pretty hilarious. It's sort of goth/emo/poorly done something or other that makes my spelling look like it's straight from a dictionary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JOHIxfoHI8


Apparently, this guy is famous: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW8pXUPN-cM


I didn't know Numa Numa was such a popular song for goth kids to lip sync: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWPWBq-8C5M


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHB3akxDuVU


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTz5AuRU9as


She's a kitty: http://www.comingupforair.net/images/van/heavy%20goth.jpg


The face of Satan? http://www.foogle.biz/devil/tower1.jpg


Satan was what? http://garyploski.com/wp-content/uploads/satan-was-a-lesbian-.jpg


Merry Christmas everyone.

3 comments:

Naomi said...

Klimt is amazing. I remember your mom first introduced me to Klimt, and for a while, I would always wind up spending a lot of time pawing through her art books every time I'd go to your house haha.

Merry Christmas Tess!!

She said...

Does it make me a bad person if I see girls like "Plastic Ecstasy" and hope to god that it's all part of some neo-adolescent phase?

I mean, everyone went through "finding themselves" and the tribulations of youth...

But, "fuck the sockets"?....

... or should we just blame the media, again?

She said...

BTW, Merry Christmas! I'm sorry to hear you don't much like this holiday, but hopefully the presents and booze were enough to make you merry.