Kenny Quotes

Hanging out with Kenny Bishop can be fun, and here are a few reasons why.

"Why wouldn't those hips wanna shake that ass?"
-Kenny, to Devon, trying to make a convincing argument for her to dance when she refused because of her sore hip.

"It would suck to be a cartoon if your artist was really bad at drawing."
-Kenny commenting on a cartoon that he wasn't very pleased with.

"Hey, I'm Kenny, what's your name?"
"I'm Dee!"
"Oh...So how long have you had that name for?"
-Kenny and Dee after they had met over eight hours earlier.

"So...uh...(unnecessarily long pause) how many friends do ya got! I've got like at least fifty."
-Kenny possibly searching for something to say after forgetting what the original point of his statement was.

"What ever you're about to do, don't ever do it again."
-Kenny, no valid explanation.

"Talk to the left cause you ain't right."
-Kenny, imitating a large soul sister.

"What the fuck is with those fucking things anyways. They don't even have hooves. Where are all the boy ponies? They aren't even fully mature. They're basically just little lesbian fucking amputee ponies with shitty hair!"
-Kenny commenting on the numerous issues he had with the new "My Little Ponies" show.

"I want to remove their snouts. Sometimes I think that about dogs too."
-Kenny, talking about the "lesbian amputee ponies."

"That doesn't even make sense!"
-Kenny.