This is an actual recent msn conversation that I had. It has been edited down from the saved version for length and quality, but I haven't changed any of the actual words or meaning.
Anonymous says:
im sik
Tess says:
Being sik suks
Anonymous says:
yea
Anonymous says:
so u been studying alot lately
Anonymous says:
gettin lots of information into ur brain
Tess says:
No
... (For those of you who aren't so quick, the dots mean a boring or unimportant lapse in the conversation has just happened.)
Anonymous says:
o yea
Anonymous says:
did i tell u im going out with jessica rollison
Tess says:
That's cool. I don't know her very well anymore, but she always seemed very nice
Anonymous says:
yea
Anonymous says:
so pretty much i guess because im such a model student im going to be rich when i grow up hey
Anonymous says:
wat are u going to be wen u grow up
Tess says:
Yes, I'm sure you'll be incredibly successful.
Tess says:
Probably an alcoholic graphic designer
Tess says:
ll get fired from most of my jobs and travel around like a nomad
Anonymous says:
sweet
Anonymous says:
do u ever think about stuff like wat kind of house u want and car to drive and stuff when u get older
Anonymous says:
where ur gonna live
Anonymous says:
i do cuz im so sik of being an overachieving
Tess says:
I dream of owning a bar one day.
Tess says:
I'm sure you could fix your problem of being "the overachieving student" by starting up an addiction or drinking three nights a week
Tess says:
That would be a refreshing change would it not?
Anonymous says:
no...i like being the way i am
Tess says:
...I see, How contradictory of you.
Anonymous says:
some peopel look up to me
Anonymous says:
some people ridicule me
Anonymous says:
i learned that jesus christ and hitler are charismatic
Tess says:
Jesus may or may not have existed, but I can vouche for that Hitler comment
Tess says:
When he was alive he could charm the pants off of me and I'm a Jew he could just violetnly force the pants off of me, but he doesn't even need to.
Anonymous says:
haha o yea
Anonymous says:
do u think im religious?
... (Break in conversation I lost interest and made a turkey sandwich.)
Tess says:
You don't believe in God
Anonymous says:
no
Anonymous says:
im not saying that u don't have to believe in god
Anonymous says:
im just saying thats what im saying
Tess says:
I'm not saying that I make sense
Tess says:
I don't know why you'd think that my joke about having sex with Hitler would mean that I think you're religious
Anonymous says:
no that was from another conversation with you
....Lapse in conversation.
NAOMI YOU ARE GOING TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE.
Tess says:
So do you know Naomi ?
Anonymous says:
umm the bass player from like the dptodd bands
Tess says:
Yeah the foxy red head
Anonymous says:
like in highsckool
Anonymous says:
yea
Tess says:
Yup that's her
Anonymous says:
i know her
Anonymous says:
what about her
Tess says:
She has a huge crush on you
Anonymous says:
haha i haven't seen her in like 3 years
Anonymous says:
why would anyone have a crush on me
Tess says:
Um I donno, but she used to and she saw you at the University when she was playing with Josh Sandu
Anonymous says:
playing what
Tess says:
...
Tess:
Playing music.
Anonymous says:
when did this happen?
Anonymous says:
why haven't i seen anyone playing music at the university then
Tess says:
Well they don't do it often
Anonymous says:
like in september ?
Tess says:
I'm not sure
Tess says:
It might have been more recently
Anonymous says:
really
Anonymous says:
well then u must be thinking of the wrong dsutin
Tess says:
Not possible, she totally likes you. It's kind of funny for me
Anonymous says:
hmm
Tess says:
She has a thing for body builders.
Tess says:
Naomi does
Tess says:
Real macho men
Anonymous says:
haha
Anonymous says:
to bad for me i have a grilfriend now
Tess says:
Yeah too bad.
....Lapse in conversation
It is imperative that Devon Gray and Brandon Brown read this Section.
Anonymous says:
who do u like
Tess says:
Devon
Tess says:
and Brandon
Anonymous says:
devon who
Anonymous says:
haha
Tess says:
Gray
Tess says:
but she's my best friend and I don't want to ruin things with her
Anonymous says:
u like two guys
Anonymous says:
oooooooooo rite u want to go out with a girl
Tess says:
Yep
Tess says:
I'm thinking about asking them for a threesome because they used to go out and he's coming into town, but I think they'd definitely say no.
Anonymous says:
yuor lying you dont like a gril.
Tess says:
Why would I lie about something like that?
Anonymous says:
because im Anonymous.
Anonymous says:
and id believe u cuz i don't really know u
Tess says:
Well it's not that unbelievable this is 2006 and there are bisexuals in town
Anonymous says:
watever
Tess says:
I happen to be one of them, but my friend Devon doesn't like girls at all so it's pretty awkward
Tess says: She always shuts down my advances.
Anonymous says:
okay...well then we should change the subject becasue i happen to like girls becasue there wikid and girls should like buff guys
Anonymous says:
and thats that
...He tries to change the subject to his girlfriend. He isn't successful
Tess says:
You don't like gay people?
Anonymous says:
i never said that
Anonymous says:
i don't know any gay people
Anonymous says:
so i wouldn't knwo
Anonymous says:
i know babes are hot so why wouldn't i like them
Anonymous says:
but there all i like
... Lag
Tess says:
What class?
Anonymous says:
political science
Tess says:
Who cares those classrooms are filled with about 98% assholes.
Anonymous says:
i dunno why im in it...im definately not a political scientist thats for sure
Tess says:
No you are not.
...Lapse....
Anonymous says:
i don't want to make jes sick tho
Anonymoussays:
on the other hand she smells good, shes super nice, and super hot
Anonymous says:
so what to do
Tess says:
You could put a condom on your togue
Anonymous says:
im pretty sure that woldn't accomplish a lot tho
Tess says:
You should probably use the mint sensations.
Anonymous says:
o yea
Anonymous says:
if u were a girl and ur bf made u sick would u not like him
Anonymous says:
would u be mad at him
Tess says:
I'd be pissed.
Anonymous says:
ye
Anonymous says:
a
Tess says:
If it were like Hepatitis
...
Yakkity Yak, you get the point.
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5 comments:
I know who that was, it was one of three people. Brayden, Adam, Terrence or Dan...Four, fuck you.
HAHAHA TESS IS SO FUNNY
Kailee, I'm sorry that I had to delete your comment, but you can't say his name on here because this is already mean enough.
Naomi, I'm sorry I fucked you in the ass, but I didn't think it would turn out to be such a problem. I honestly couldn't think a funnier person to say was in love with him other than myself In fact the only thing that stopped me from saying that was the fact that I didn't think he'd believe it coming from my own msn. Anyways, I will fix this. In the mean time please don't fret your socially awkward and extremely talented little red head.
I think I might cut this down because it's way too long so anyone that wants to read it in it's entirety should do so fairly soon.
I'll convince Dee.
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